(Oh, Blaine…[who said hi to me in REAL LIFE a few years ago outside the theater where he was performing in Fat Pig]).
I just saw this JCPenney ad…and it wasn’t actually until the Ally Sheedy character poured Pixy Stix on her breakfast that I knew for sure what was going on:
Tasty Lacy's 
Andrew McCarthy conversed with you!? In public?! Can I touch you!?
And for the record, this commercial gives me the heebie-jeebies…