If only I could bend the F train to my will…

I would always make it to work on time.

Sigh.

I was thinking on the train this morning that virtually everyone I work with is named Chris. So…it would probably make sense to just call all of my coworkers “Chris” instead of “anonymous coworker” as odds are they’re probably named “Chris” anyway. It’ll kind of be like the Sweet Potato Queen books in which everyone is “Tammy.”

Coincidentally, I used to live in Mississippi and have totally been to Hal & Mal’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Tiny Tim was the grand marshall the year I lived there. You would *think* I would remember the Sweet Potato Queens, but I don’t actually. Just Tiny Tim and his ukulele.

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